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  • After a while, I eventually fell in love and there was nobody to pick me up.
  • Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Fear of long words.
  • I sometimes watch birds and wonder “If I could fly who would I shit on?”
  • I am copyrighted ©
  • Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
  • Never trust a crying woman or a smiling man … both are very dangerous !!!
  • OMG guys.. im so happy… the doctors just gave me a jacket so im always hugging myself
  • Says if u need a friend (text me) need a laugh (call me) need a hug (stop by) need money (this number is no longer in service)
  • I’m pretty sure the whole "ladies first" thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.
  • Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children.
  • When a women says: GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it.
  • The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary
  • saying you are right when you?re wrong only gives you the right to be wrong
  • The only possible conclusion the social sciences can draw is: some do, some dont.
  • If at first you don?t succeed, pay someone else to do it for you.
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