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  • When people say you have changed.. Me-:haan software update hua hai!! 😀
  • Definition of a human being: A creature that cuts trees and make paper out of it… and writes SAVE TREES on the same paper..
  • If you expect the world to be fair with you because you are fair, you’re fooling yourself. That’s like expecting the lion not to eat you because you didn’t eat him.
  • The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.
  • Aap to purush hi nahi hain.. Mahapurush hain Mahapurush 😛
  • Nobody is innocent
  • When I See Your FACE, The Middle Finger Raised n say FCK You ,,|,,
  • I am not Virgin my life FCUK me everyday.
  • I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card
  • Smile… it’s the second best thing to do with your lips.
  • Let make it short and simple, I love you.
  • I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
  • I’m take a nice long shit, so don’t stress me !
  • Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your old-age home.
  • …Bond. James Bond.
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