- When people say you have changed.. Me-:haan software update hua hai!! 😀
- Definition of a human being: A creature that cuts trees and make paper out of it… and writes SAVE TREES on the same paper..
- If you expect the world to be fair with you because you are fair, you’re fooling yourself. That’s like expecting the lion not to eat you because you didn’t eat him.
- The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.
- Aap to purush hi nahi hain.. Mahapurush hain Mahapurush 😛
- Nobody is innocent
- When I See Your FACE, The Middle Finger Raised n say FCK You ,,|,,
- I am not Virgin my life FCUK me everyday.
- I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card
- Smile… it’s the second best thing to do with your lips.
- Let make it short and simple, I love you.
- I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
- I’m take a nice long shit, so don’t stress me !
- Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your old-age home.
- …Bond. James Bond.
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