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  • I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
  • You are smirking because you think you know. I am laughing because you have no idea.
  • If you were my home work. I would do you every night.
  • Weed is not a drug….it’s a plant. Therefore… they are not drug dealers… they are florists.
  • If the boy breaks the girls heart but the girl brakes the boys x box who would cry harder?
  • Buy two fish one called 1 and the other one called 2 so if 1 dies I’ve still got 2.
  • Whenever u have a problem… just sing your favourite song. You will realize that your voice is far worse than your problem.
  • There are so many Wangs and Wongs in the chinese phone directory I nearly wang the wong number.
  • Simple minds are easily amused…oh look a balloon.
  • You have reached my Facebook page… please leave a message after the tone.. beeeeep.
  • My life is one clown short of a circus.
  • didn’t actually know that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune…bet ur singing the alphabet now .
  • I’ve read the rules. I’ve tried the rules. The rules are stupid… and I’m making my own from now on.
  • I’m sweet and innocent. Okay…so even I can’t say it with a straight face.
  • The best thing about Facebook is writing a quote and putting a random name at the end…. people will still believe it.
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