- I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
- You are smirking because you think you know. I am laughing because you have no idea.
- If you were my home work. I would do you every night.
- Weed is not a drug….it’s a plant. Therefore… they are not drug dealers… they are florists.
- If the boy breaks the girls heart but the girl brakes the boys x box who would cry harder?
- Buy two fish one called 1 and the other one called 2 so if 1 dies I’ve still got 2.
- Whenever u have a problem… just sing your favourite song. You will realize that your voice is far worse than your problem.
- There are so many Wangs and Wongs in the chinese phone directory I nearly wang the wong number.
- Simple minds are easily amused…oh look a balloon.
- You have reached my Facebook page… please leave a message after the tone.. beeeeep.
- My life is one clown short of a circus.
- didn’t actually know that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune…bet ur singing the alphabet now .
- I’ve read the rules. I’ve tried the rules. The rules are stupid… and I’m making my own from now on.
- I’m sweet and innocent. Okay…so even I can’t say it with a straight face.
- The best thing about Facebook is writing a quote and putting a random name at the end…. people will still believe it.
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