- When you talk to god, its prayer, but when god talks to you, it’s schizophrenia.
- What if girls can read minds… Every second a boy gets slapped…
- The world can be amazing when you are slightly strange!
- Shame On U Girls.. The weather is getting HAWTTER Than You
- Whenever I think of quit smoking I need a cigarette 2 think..
- BLOCK kar de mujhe .. Varna PYAR ho jayega tujhe.
- Kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are.
- Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious.
- No, please don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them.
- After a while, I eventually fell in love and there was nobody to pick me up.
- I’m fat. But you’re ugly. At least I can diet.
- I only know that I know nothing
- Conscience is the thing that feels bad when everything else is feeling good
- When your surrounded by idiots… just remember… Murder is illegal.
- When I was born… I was so surprised… that’s why I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
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