Merry Christmas

• The four stages of life, you believe in Santa Claus, you don’t believe in Santa Claus,you become Santa Claus, you look like Santa Claus.
• If Santa and his Elves make all the toys at the North Pole, Why do they say Made in China?
• *<]:{ > Merry Christmas to all near and dear ones 🙂
• Merry Christmas to all my Whatsapp friends & family May the peace of Christmas fall softly in your world and stay in your heart forever.

• Dear Santa, this year I want a fat bank account and a small body. You got it the wrong way round last year!
• Merry Christmas everyone! I can’t afford to send gifts to everyone so I send you as much Love as your heart can hold.
• I don’t need an angel on my Christmas tree, my angel is up in heaven watching over me.
• Christmas is near, and its coming, Be merry Be happy Have a wonderful Christmas.

• Great little One. whose all embracing birth Lifts Earth to Heaven, stoops Heaven to Earth.Happy Christmas.
• This Christmas I’ve decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket….so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
• Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
• The Christmas spirit that goes out with the dried-up Christmas tree is just as worthless

• Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind.
• At Christmas our house is like a Donnie and Marie Christmas Special.
• Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.