- Beauty is just like a MOON, looks better at NIGHT…
- Whenever you are stressed, eat chocolates, sweets etc, because when stressed is spelled backwards it becomes “DESSERTS”.
- Isn’t it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
- Status doesn’t the true picture…
- I’ve got nothing to do today but smile.
- Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.
- Adults are just kids with money
- I’m fat. But you’re ugly. At least I can diet.
- Why is it so easy to fall asleep in class then in bed
- I only know that I know nothing
- You can make my body go to school but my mind will be jumping through the sprinkler outside
- don’t be afraid of the dark, be afraid of what’s lurking in the dark..
- Please don’t say things like that to me. I tend to blackout and wake up to body parts around me.
- Lord, grant me the patience to plan it, the wisdom to succeed, and the strength to murder the fucker that ruined my day.
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