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  • Beauty is just like a MOON, looks better at NIGHT…
  • Whenever you are stressed, eat chocolates, sweets etc, because when stressed is spelled backwards it becomes “DESSERTS”.
  • Isn’t it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
  • Status doesn’t the true picture…
  • I’ve got nothing to do today but smile.
  • Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.
  • Adults are just kids with money
  • I’m fat. But you’re ugly. At least I can diet.
  • Why is it so easy to fall asleep in class then in bed
  • I only know that I know nothing
  • You can make my body go to school but my mind will be jumping through the sprinkler outside
  • don’t be afraid of the dark, be afraid of what’s lurking in the dark..
  • Please don’t say things like that to me. I tend to blackout and wake up to body parts around me.
  • Lord, grant me the patience to plan it, the wisdom to succeed, and the strength to murder the fucker that ruined my day.
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