- I sometimes watch birds and wonder “If I could fly who would I shit on?”
- Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
- I will kill you with my awesomeness…
- Never try to drown your troubles especially if he can swim.
- The secret to success is blackmail.
- I have a bad habit of reading a text and forgetting to reply.
- I am not always nice.Sometimes i am fabulous.
- Life is short, why waste in updating Status..
- My last seen,was to check your last seen at 😉
- Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.
- I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode
- Status under construction.. comming soon…
- Adults are just kids with money
- I’m fat. But you’re ugly. At least I can diet.
- Why is it so easy to fall asleep in class then in bed
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