Funny Status

• I sometimes watch birds and wonder “If I could fly who would I shit on?”
• Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
• I will kill you with my awesomeness…
• Never try to drown your troubles especially if he can swim.

• The secret to success is blackmail.
• I have a bad habit of reading a text and forgetting to reply.
• I am not always nice.Sometimes i am fabulous.
• Life is short, why waste in updating Status..

• My last seen,was to check your last seen at 😉
• Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.
• I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode
• Status under construction.. comming soon…

• Adults are just kids with money
• I’m fat. But you’re ugly. At least I can diet.
• Why is it so easy to fall asleep in class then in bed