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  • I sometimes watch birds and wonder “If I could fly who would I shit on?”
  • Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
  • I will kill you with my awesomeness…
  • Never try to drown your troubles especially if he can swim.
  • The secret to success is blackmail.
  • I have a bad habit of reading a text and forgetting to reply.
  • I am not always nice.Sometimes i am fabulous.
  • Life is short, why waste in updating Status..
  • My last seen,was to check your last seen at 😉
  • Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.
  • I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode
  • Status under construction.. comming soon…
  • Adults are just kids with money
  • I’m fat. But you’re ugly. At least I can diet.
  • Why is it so easy to fall asleep in class then in bed
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