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  • Good actors make good liars but good liars make great actors.
  • Good with the knife , Bad with the wife
  • If you think nobody cares for you, try missing a couple of car payments.
  • Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious.
  • Hello ! I am using Facebook
  • In high school attending favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
  • I slipped on a banana peel and I fell in love with the person who helped me up.
  • Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
  • Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
  • Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying.
  • Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
  • Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.
  • I’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it??
  • It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
  • The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.
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