- Good actors make good liars but good liars make great actors.
- Good with the knife , Bad with the wife
- If you think nobody cares for you, try missing a couple of car payments.
- Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious.
- Hello ! I am using Facebook
- In high school attending favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
- I slipped on a banana peel and I fell in love with the person who helped me up.
- Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
- Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
- Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying.
- Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
- Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.
- I’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it??
- It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
- The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.
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