- Isn’t it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
- Two peanuts were walking into a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.
- Never make the same mistake twice, There are so many new ones.
- Someday short people are gonna unite and take over the world.
- I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
- Installing love. ……44%. Installation failed. Error 404: install money first.
- Kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are.
- Vegetarians, if you want animals to live, why do you eat their food.
- Bungee jumping is suicide with strings attached!
- If the stuff that comes out of my mouth upsets you, just think of all the things I keep to myself.
- if your dog barks nd ememies laugh take it serious
- Bye bye Everybody bye bye USA
- People say you cant live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
- I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- I’m take a nice long shit, so don’t stress me !
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