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  • When someone hates you for no reason. Give them a reason 😛
  • Non-urgent calls only!! :p
  • Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams
  • I don’t care what people say or think about me, at least am attractive to mosquitoes 😛
  • I’m not sad for being single. Rather I’m thinking about her, who is single because of me.
  • Not always available, try your luck 😉
  • I think Uruguay’s Luis Suarez is the man to bit the Apple’s logo
  • The average millionaire goes bankrupt at least 3.5 times. I have gone 2 times. Pretty Close
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