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  • Don’t use bathroom in your dream, It’s a set-up.
  • There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian & Tuesday Saturday.
  • My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity 😀
  • Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.
  • WhatsApp free hai, main nahi.
  • Nobody is perfect. Even dettol kills only 99.9% of germs!
  • I’m on a sea-food diet, I see food, I eat it!
  • Exams in the university are closer than they appear.
  • Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire:-D
  • I remember when my old Nokia phone said I had low battery it meant that I had 2 days to find a charger. :’)
  • What if girls can read minds… Every second a boy gets slapped…
  • I have come to the conclusion that Google must be female, as she has the answer to everything!
  • Girls are like police. Even when they get a hold of all the evidence, they still want to hear the truth from you.
  • Mirrors don’t lie. Lucky for you, they don’t laugh either.
  • If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.. 😉
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