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  • Hard work never killed anybody, but it does keep you off Facebook.
  • Very few things upset my wife. It makes me feel rather special to be one of them.
  • If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one ?
  • If a profile picture has two people in it, the profile belongs to the uglier one.
  • Facebook ? Where people go from SINGLE to IN A RELATIONSHIP to MARRIED to IT?S COMPLICATED then SINGLE in one day.
  • One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and too stubborn to ask for directions.
  • Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?