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Show Some Love For Us !

  • Without nipples, boobs would be pointless.
  • Some day i hope to open a fortune cookie and have it say "HELP! I’M TRAPPED IN A FORTUNE COOKIE FACTORY!"
  • Misses the days when the biggest decision you ever had to make was what color of crayon you wanted to use! 🙂
  • 5 must needs of a girl: 1. cell phone, 2. music, 3lip gloss and or mascara, 4. Internet 5. love
  • Phone sex; I’ll bet it wasn’t what that telemarketer was expecting.
  • i didn’t sell my soul to Satan… its more like the other way around.
  • Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools.
  • Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman.
  • Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys
  • If Osama Bin Laden played Call of Duty, he would be the best camper.
  • Who does everyone listen to and no one believe? The weatherman.
  • Birthdays are nature?s way of telling us to eat more cake.
  • Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ?Happy Birthday?.
  • Inside every older person is a younger person ? wondering what the hell happened.
  • Go ahead and talk behind my back. It puts you in a better position to KISS MY ASS.