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  • Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
  • Behind every great woman is a man checking out her ass
  • STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand.
  • Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems…but then again, neither does milk.
  • Lots of people complain about their looks, but not nearly enough complain about their brains.
  • I`m proud of my heart. It`s been played, stabbed, cheated, burned and broken, but somehow still works.
  • Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you
  • Whatever you do, always give 100% … Unless you are donating blood..
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, you hurt my best friend, no your ass?ll meet my shoe
  • 10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash – Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.
  • Never kiss a girl infront of ur house because love is blind neighbours are not
  • A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
  • Don’t you hate it when you’re about to kiss someone really sexy and then you go and bump your head on the mirror.!
  • when your stressed eat ice cream, cakes , why ? because stressed spelled backward is DESSERTS !
  • Just found out that if you bake ice cream it does NOT make ice cream cake