Funny Status

Show Some Love For Us !

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, friend requests are exciting.. but who the hell are you?!
  • Je kismat howe FUDDU fer ki karu Bournvita wala DUDDU !
  • I love my six packs so much I protect them by layer of fat 🙂
  • ADVICE FOR GIRLS… Never become the toy of any boy… just be the angel of ur father…
  • Never settle for less than you deserve. Demand the Best & accept nothing Less!
  • Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip
  • That awkward moment when your friend steals your Facebook status update and gets a ton more "likes" than you did.
  • Facebook is the only place where you can talk to the wall.
  • A man asked a fairy to make him desirable & irresistible to all women. She turned him into a credit card.
  • Santa and Banta are walking on the road. Santa says ?Look, a dead bird.? Banta looks up in the sky, ?WHERE, WHERE??
  • If money grew on trees, girls would be dating monkeys.
  • How come Mario can smash through bricks, yet he dies when he touches a freakin turtle?
  • You don?t have to like me, I?m not a facebook status!
  • When i die don?t write ?R.I.P? on my grave? write ?B.R.B?
  • I can’t afford to go on vacation these days, so I just drink until I don’t know where the fuck I am or how I got there.