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  • If you’re not supposed to misuse cough syrup, then why does it come with a little plastic shot glass?
  • If you watch Godzilla backwards its about a dinosaur who passionately pieces a city back together before moonwalking into the sea.
  • I have a temper so don’t let my pretty face fool you!
  • When pulling things out, don’t forget your head!
  • 33% of married women say their pet is a better listener than their husband. And 100% of pets say this crazy bitch won’t shut up.
  • If a status is really good you will read it twice if a status is really good you will read it twice.
  • I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life… if I die next Tuesday.
  • Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love… 🙂
  • Money – not evil, evil does not end so quickly
  • sometimes I wish I was a bird so I could crap on the people I don’t like.. Bahahaha 😀
  • i hate when people try so hard. You think your cute? Um, sorry to break it to you but you look like an ugly baboon. ;D
  • My Internet is down today; I think my neighbor forgot to pay the bill. They are irresponsible lol
  • Damn that’s a deep hole. You look stuck. How did you get in there? What? You dug it? Oh. Sucks to be you.
  • When a women says: GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it.
  • wonders why Facebook has a "like" button but no "f*ck off" button.