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Show Some Love For Us !

  • Thank God there is No Hindi version of WhatsApp otherwise "Last Seen" would be "Antim Darshan" .
  • Hey there! I’m using my brain.
  • I put my heart n soul into my work and lost my brain in d process
  • Faces u make on d toilet:
    (o_o) , (>_<) , (0_0) , (^_^)
  • Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.
  • Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
  • When a bird hits your windshield, have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
  • Taking your ex back is like going to the junk yard and buying back your own crap.
  • I don’t know why I keep a plastic bag at home full of plastic bags.
  • I work out everyday I do 1 sit-up every morning when I wake up.
  • One wise guy invented Whatsapp… and his wife added last seen feature 🙂
  • I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
  • (-_-) x 1.3 Billion people = China
  • You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.