Funny Status

Show Some Love For Us !

  • Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told, "I am with you kid Let’s go!
  • When a friend comes to your house and they ask, "Do you have a bathroom?" I usually think, "No, we shit outside."
  • I don’t abuse alcohol. I treat it with the love and respect it deserves.
  • No alcohol shall touch my lips today, cos I’m going to use a straw. lol .
  • Roll, roll, roll your joint, take a sip of wine. Take a toke then blow the smoke then blow your fucking mind!
  • It wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of …liking…. my own comment…. Of course I like my own comments.
  • Without ME….. it’s just AWESO…….
  • Noticed that things are so much funnier when you are not supposed to laugh and you know it is so wrong to.
  • Twinkle twinkle little star…point me to the nearest bar.
  • When I say …I MISS SCHOOL.. it means my …FRIENDS AND THE FUN.. not the …..SCHOOL….
  • Always remember that stupidity is not a crime….so you are free to go.
  • If your relationship status is……it’s complicated…..then it is high time that you change it to …..single…
  • I said no to drugs… but they simply would not listen.
  • Not all men are fools. There are still some bachelors.
  • They say couples should never go to bed angry. That?s why married people always look so tired.