Funny Status

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  • Alcohol is never the answer but it sure makes FINDING the answer more fun.
  • Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself.
  • I just cleaned out my Facebook friends list. Congratulations if you are reading this! I still like you!
  • My Internet is down today…I think my neighbor forgot to pay the bill. They are irresponsible…
  • Women are crazy. Men are stupid. The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
  • I never would of noticed that you removed me as a friend, until you tried to add me back.
  • The human brain is amazing, It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exams.
  • When people talk about me behind my back, I sit back and think "Wow, I’ve got myself a fan club!".
  • Put a condom on your heart, so if somebody fucks it up. you are protected
  • Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
  • All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
  • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
  • A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat.
  • All girls are like domain names?? The ones I like are already taken.
  • I am the only person who doesnot care that Its a Shark Week