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  • Yesterday my devil on my right shoulder drop kicked my angel on my left shoulder… today the angel showed up with an AK-47…
  • I am not an alcoholic. I am a social drinker. Problem is, I socialize too much!
  • A girl ended a relationship because she had to. A boy ended a relationship because he had two.
  • Only place where you feel totally alone even if you are surrounded by people whom you know is… Examination hall.
  • Falling in love is like falling asleep in class.. you really not planning to, but you did..
  • Weekends are like a paycheck, it takes forever to come and then it’s gone in the blink of an eye.
  • Sometimes…Thinking makes things more complicated. So… I’d rather not think.
  • I’m so bored i wish someone would kidnap me so i could go on an adventure.
  • Made a list so that I wouldn’t forget anything, then I forgot where I put the list.
  • We live in an age when our pizza gets to our homes faster than the police do.
  • A true friend is someone that knows how crazy you are and is still willing to be seen in public with you!!!
  • If sleep is so important, then why the heck does school or college start so early!!!
  • I don’t mind when you stare at me… I know its because you see what you lost.
  • Every time I’m loud, people yell at me to shut up. When I’m quiet, people ask why I’m so quiet. I just can’t win can I!!!
  • 8 glasses of water a day will help you look younger, 8 glasses of beer will help you not to care about this.