Funny Status

Show Some Love For Us !

  • I’m over you. I like someone else… Your best friend ….
  • Break-up does not mean make-up! It means it’s time to wake-up and move on…
  • 1 in 4 people are crazy. Look at your 3 closest friends, if they seem OK, you’re the one!
  • My teacher told me to solve the problem on the board so i went up there,erased it and said SOLVED..
  • If the world was filled with normal people we would be board to death. that’s why I’m here!!
  • It’s impossible to say M without touching your lips. OMG I bet you tried it ..
  • People better watch their P’s & Q’s before I start handing out F’s and u’s!
  • It’s hard to be sane when you are insane.
  • If you have never jumped from couch to couch to avoid the lava than you had no childhood.
  • All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
  • I’m confused about being confused about confusing things that confuse me!
  • Whoever says ‘Good Morning’ on Mondays deserves to get slapped.
  • There are two steps to a happy relationship, 1. Communication and 2. delete Internet history.
  • you are smirking because you think you know. – I am laughing because you have no idea !!
  • Here’s your chance, inbox me ANY question you’ve always wanted to know and I will answer back in complete honesty.