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  • There is no real substitute for coffee. Except smacking you in the face with my EMPTY cup!
  • Once upon a time, in a place far far far..FAR away, is where I would love to be right now
  • I don’t insult people, I describe them! and I always do it with pride!
  • Going to wonderland, where sometimes the most nonsense place makes the most sense
  • HOLD ON! We need alcohol to talk about this!
  • Alcohol makes it all better! At least I’m happy!
  • I’ll drink to that..and that..and that..and don’t forget that too!
  • I need to buy a new alarm clock. The one I have keeps going off while I’m asleep.
  • on a mission… to find and destroy the 1 gray hair that keeps inviting her friends over!
  • Had an ‘Ated" day = aggravated, irritated, frustrated and nearing incarcerated
  • I just realized that at this very moment, this is the oldest I’ve ever been!
  • When I get older, I don’t want people thinking "what a sweet old lady," I want them to worry, "I hope she is not armed."
  • you know you’re getting old when you and your teeth don’t sleep together any more.
  • Ya know, memory loss is bad … but whats really bad is memory loss!
  • I will never be OVER THE HILL …cause I’m to damn tired to climb THE HILL
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