Funny Status

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  • I’m madly in love with my bed… but sadly, my alarm clock just won’t let us be together!
  • I Feel, Well, Like I’m gonna get on someones nerves today
  • If you don’t wanna clean up the shit after it hits the fan don’t throw it in there to begin with
  • was told if you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything at all and people are wondering I’m always silent
  • Best part about being me is, I’m NOT YOU!!
  • I lost my room… CAN I COME SLEEP WITH YOU?! -Vash the Stampede
  • My cat loves me! Unless I look at her, touch her, or talk to her.
  • I got thrown out of the zoo the other day for feeding the ducks …To the alligators.
  • do drug sniffing dogs ever have to go into rehab?
  • is curious, does your cat ever look at you like you owe her money? Or is that just me?
  • A dog ain’t a dog without a family, and a family ain’t a family without a dog!
  • Thank God that pets can’t talk or else we would all be in some deep crap!
  • In my world ducks go roof, cows go meow, cats go quack, And dogs go moo ! 🙂 my world is awesome!
  • is about to scream if the cat does not stop meowing stupid animal
  • I tried to see things your way, but I couldn’t get my head that far up my ass! Sorry bout that!
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