- I’m madly in love with my bed… but sadly, my alarm clock just won’t let us be together!
- I Feel, Well, Like I’m gonna get on someones nerves today
- If you don’t wanna clean up the shit after it hits the fan don’t throw it in there to begin with
- was told if you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything at all and people are wondering I’m always silent
- Best part about being me is, I’m NOT YOU!!
- I lost my room… CAN I COME SLEEP WITH YOU?! -Vash the Stampede
- My cat loves me! Unless I look at her, touch her, or talk to her.
- I got thrown out of the zoo the other day for feeding the ducks …To the alligators.
- do drug sniffing dogs ever have to go into rehab?
- is curious, does your cat ever look at you like you owe her money? Or is that just me?
- A dog ain’t a dog without a family, and a family ain’t a family without a dog!
- Thank God that pets can’t talk or else we would all be in some deep crap!
- In my world ducks go roof, cows go meow, cats go quack, And dogs go moo ! 🙂 my world is awesome!
- is about to scream if the cat does not stop meowing stupid animal
- I tried to see things your way, but I couldn’t get my head that far up my ass! Sorry bout that!
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