- You don’t need to like me I’m not Facebook
- I’m not immature…i just know how to have fun
- I only know that I know nothing
- The events in my day have been brought to you by the letters W, T, and F!
- HEY! Who knocked the damn halo off my head? How am I supposed to be good without my fuckin halo?!
- demands that bacon be served at her funeral when she dies.
- I think that bacon can solve the world peace problem. Because bacon just makes everything better
- twice things reading annoying get it doesn’t < NOW READ IT BACK WARDS
- Guess what peeps! I’m an Awesome Ninja Cupcake!
- Don’t worry, I’m not trying too hard. AWESOME comes naturally for me.
- if they can invent self cleaning ovens then why cant they invent self cleaning houses ?
- Time for your daily reminder .. I’m awesome! .. That’s all. You may now continue on with the rest of your day
- Funny how people are quick to assume the worst when reality isn’t even close to the assumption!
- Funny how someone thinks they know the entire story when they have only read the first line of chapter one.
- if i told you i broke a world record what would you think it was for (comment below)
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