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  • You don’t need to like me I’m not Facebook
  • I’m not immature…i just know how to have fun
  • I only know that I know nothing
  • The events in my day have been brought to you by the letters W, T, and F!
  • HEY! Who knocked the damn halo off my head? How am I supposed to be good without my fuckin halo?!
  • demands that bacon be served at her funeral when she dies.
  • I think that bacon can solve the world peace problem. Because bacon just makes everything better
  • twice things reading annoying get it doesn’t < NOW READ IT BACK WARDS
  • Guess what peeps! I’m an Awesome Ninja Cupcake!
  • Don’t worry, I’m not trying too hard. AWESOME comes naturally for me.
  • if they can invent self cleaning ovens then why cant they invent self cleaning houses ?
  • Time for your daily reminder .. I’m awesome! .. That’s all. You may now continue on with the rest of your day
  • Funny how people are quick to assume the worst when reality isn’t even close to the assumption!
  • Funny how someone thinks they know the entire story when they have only read the first line of chapter one.
  • if i told you i broke a world record what would you think it was for (comment below)
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