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  • Wants to know how the hell I can remember words to songs from years ago but can’t remember what I went into the next room for!?!
  • Love is a long sweet dream & marriage is an alarm clock..
  • The world could be amazing when you are slightly strange.
  • My secret talent is getting tired without doing anything. 😀
  • Khatarnaak Whatsapp Status Ever… Can\’t talk, wife around
  • The new way of forgetting your past is deleting your chats 😛
  • 204 countries, 805 Islands, 7 seas, 7+ Billion people and I’m still single..
  • Available…. Prabhu ichhaa tak……!!!!!
  • Life is too short to be serious all the time. So if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me I will laugh at you 😀
  • A really cool feature of the Nano they don’t tell you about is that even beggars ignore you at a traffic signal. Relaxing facility.
  • You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I’m scared!
  • All person b very careful when u step out today n tomorrow. . They r looking out for bakra’s, Can’t afford to lose any of u 😀
  • Men have feelings too. For example, we feel hungry.
  • 3 horrible things in life: 1) Slow Internet. 2) Slow Internet. 3) Slow Internet.
  • My teacher today gave 45 minute speech about not wasting time.
  • Women loves shoes bcz no matter how much & whatever they eat, the shoe always fits :p
  • Never laugh at your wife’s choices. are one of them …
  • Thank God there is No Hindi version of WhatsApp otherwise "Last Seen" would be "Antim Darshan" .
  • Hey there! I’m using my brain.
  • I put my heart n soul into my work and lost my brain in d process
  • Faces u make on d toilet:
    (o_o) , (>_<) , (0_0) , (^_^)
  • Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.
  • Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
  • When a bird hits your windshield, have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
  • Taking your ex back is like going to the junk yard and buying back your own crap.
  • I don’t know why I keep a plastic bag at home full of plastic bags.
  • I work out everyday I do 1 sit-up every morning when I wake up.
  • One wise guy invented Whatsapp… and his wife added last seen feature 🙂
  • I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
  • (-_-) x 1.3 Billion people = China
  • You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.
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