Facebook Jokes

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  • I posted on your wall. No, not Facebook, look at the side of your house.
  • All men are not fools, there are still some bachelors.
  • Don’t put stuff on Facebook if you don’t want people to know about it.
  • does not understand why some people have to update their status to notify the world of every time they inhale and exhale
  • Isn’t it interesting how Facebook can make all these changes that nobody asked for but can’t add a simple DISLIKE button!
  • Facebook lies, it asks you what’s on your mind then goes and tell everybody!
  • Facebook has so much drama that it should have its own award show!
  • If a status is really good you will read it twice if a status is really good you will read it twice.
  • Facebook?s timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.
  • Before we had Facebook, we had actual friends.
  • i don’t need to flirt i will seduce you with my awkwardness
  • If I came with a WARNING LABEL what would it say? Please comment your answers..to SHY inbox me your answer…
  • If you like me, say so. And if not, then stop acting like you do!
  • Facebook is like a fridge.. Even when when u know there’s nothing new going on, u still go on and check it every 10 minutes.. ;P
  • Wonders if anyone try ed to grow "medical" Marijuana on Farm Ville and sell it on Mafia Wars?