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  • : smile if you just had a naughty thought… yep, you just smiled!!! lol
  • life is never boring with a dirty mind 😉
  • * How Musicians Do It * Drummers hit it harder Guitarists finger in faster. Bassists do it deeper. Singers do it louder
  • Every conversation is more fun if you start with a dirty mind
  • If you were in my mind you couldn’t take enough showers to get clean again.
  • Wash all the dirty thoughts out of your mind, but then again, why waste perfectly dirty thoughts???
  • love me tender love me sweet, wrap my lips around your meat, see me smile watch me grin watch your love run down my chin…
  • doesn’t need any help being bad but u can come along for the ride if your up for it. 😉
  • is in a" I’ll do things to you that your afraid to ask for" kinda mood
  • Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
  • Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure? it?s called a credit card…
  • Halloween should just be changed to National Dress Like a Whore Day.
  • Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls just make you FEEL like you are in Heaven
  • Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
  • The awkward moment when you`re reading someone`s shirt and it looks like you`re staring at their boobs..
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