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  • Dirty mind persons have a very creative mindset.
  • There are 70 ways to keep a man happy. One is Alcohol..! The rest is 69…..!
  • I am not Virgin my life FCUK me everyday.
  • Love is name S3x is game
  • Smile… it’s the second best thing to do with your lips.
  • No woman will ever be truly satisfied because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money.
  • Just realized that cleavage is the only thing that you can look down on and approve of at the same time.
  • Please tell your pants it’s rude to point.
  • I got married because I’m really into angry sex!
  • Ladies, men like it when your hair has lots of body, not the other way around.
  • What is Warm, Soft, Sticky, and has a Hole in the middle?? It’s a Fresh Doughnut.. wow you dirty minded people!
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