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  • Call the police!! I just saw a crazy person in my mirror!!
  • "I think it takes a little bit of crazy to make a difference in this world.
  • Best Friends.They bring out the crazy in you. :3
  • When people say, expect the unexpected Slap them around the face and say ‘did you expect that’ 😉
  • OH MY GOD my computer just farted……May be its my friend sitting with me not me…..
  • Don’t ever, ever EVER!!! Touch a crazy woman’s pudding!!! I will STAB YOU WITH A SPOON!
  • Some people say I’m really messed up.. I don’t see what they’re- omg! a feather !
  • Have you ever started laughing for no reason, then started laughing even harder because you were laughing for no reason?
  • Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn’t want to own one
  • Work hard all week?.just.. to put beer on the table.
  • Don’t call me crazy. I much prefer the term "mentally hilarious"
  • I’m not crazy, I’m just special
  • If I had a dollar for every time I was told I’m crazy, I’d be pretty darn rich!
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