Spread the love
  • Copycats are cheats lacking creativity.
  • I will kill you with my awesomeness…
  • Single doesn’ t Always mean Available
  • Why is it so easy to fall asleep in class then in bed
  • Nothing is lost until mom can’t find it.
  • Totally available!! Please disturb me..
  • If my ship ever did come in, with my luck, I’m pretty sure it would be named the Titanic!
  • I’ve been having so much bad luck lately that if I bought a scratch off lottery ticket it would probably tell me I OWED money!
  • reason for boots being called "shit kickers;" cuz if you mess with MY man I will take my boot, and kick the shit outta you!
  • Its not called staring when your looking back at me!
  • –That awkward moment when the awkward moment get even more awkward!
  • I’m so awesome that I wish I could be you, just so I could hang out with me!
  • You know my name not my story. So don’t assume…a damned thing!
  • silence doesn’t always mean you’re mad… sometimes it just means you have nothing to say.
  • Remember how you treated me so when I treat you like that you can understand why!
Please share to help others, thank you :)