Crazy

• if your dog barks nd ememies laugh take it serious
• People say you cant live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
• Good actors make good liars but good liars make great actors.
• Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious.

• Hello ! I am using Facebook
• Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
• No, please don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them.
• Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

• Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
• Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying.
• I’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it??
• It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

• The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.
• I sometimes watch birds and wonder “If I could fly who would I shit on?”
• Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.