- if your dog barks nd ememies laugh take it serious
- People say you cant live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
- Good actors make good liars but good liars make great actors.
- Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious.
- Hello ! I am using Facebook
- Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
- No, please don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them.
- Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
- Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
- Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying.
- I’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it??
- It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
- The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.
- I sometimes watch birds and wonder “If I could fly who would I shit on?”
- Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
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