Crazy

• I m soo poor…..I can’t even pay attention
• Waiting for "Ache Din"
• The depth of ones first love, shows the depth of ones foolishness….
• Act crazy, don’t regret, do things you would never ever do because life is short so live it up! 🙂
• After marriage, the other man’s wife looks more beautiful.
• Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.

• I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card
• Isn’t it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
• Every strike brings me closer to the next home run.
• Never make the same mistake twice, There are so many new ones.

• Someday short people are gonna unite and take over the world.
• Keep calm and survive summer
• Vegetarians, if you want animals to live, why do you eat their food.