Cool status

• All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married… that is their own fault.
• I married my wife for her looks. But not the ones she is been giving me lately.
• Oh I am sorry… I didn’t realise you were giving me a dirty look?I just thought you were ugly like that all the time.
• Smile… it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.

• I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.
• Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant.
• Alcohol does not make you fat?it makes you lean?against tables…chairs…walls… floors and Ugly people.
• The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.

• Statistically 5/4 of people have trouble with fractions.
• Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.

List of whatsapp cool status :

• Make love… not war. Hell… do both. Get married.
• My wife said I am too immature and if I do not grow up it is going to erect a barrier between us.

• I think my girlfriend has had sixty one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.
• WARNING…. Objects in mirror are fatter than they appear.
• Wanted to kill the sexiest person alive?But suicide’s a crime.