- ? Be nice to nerds, chances are you will be working for them.
- Doesn’t suffer from insanity… he enjoys every minute of it.
- Dreams of a better world… where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
- Feels like getting some work done…and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes.
- What do I do when I see someone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I stare.. I smile & when I get tired.. I put the mirror down.
- Anybody who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn?t know the first thing about women or fractions.
- I have my own style that happens to be different from everyone . My inspiration is me."
- no matter how old you are. no matter how cool you think you are if a toddler hands you a play phone. you answer it!
- I love hearing rumors about myself,most of the time, its stuff I didn’t even know about myself
- we are hyper, we are loud, we joke, we laugh when one of us falls. We are the best of friends and nothing will tare us apart.
- If you think you’re cooler than me.. does that make me hotter than you?
List of whatsapp cool status :
- What happens in an exam : Tik tok , Mind block , Pen stop , Eye pop , Full shock , Jaw drop , Time up , No Luck
- Cooler than Mick Jagger with the stones, stop jacking my swagger cause my swagger is my own.
- Someone told me to go to Hell so I went but the devil said I was way overqualified so he sent me back!
- Is suffering from acute awesomeness
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