- I said no to drugs… but they simply would not listen.
- Not all men are fools. There are still some bachelors.
- Dear Lord… please give me some patience NOW…NOW…NOW….
- I do give the waiters a good tip.. but they never seem to take or appreciate my advice.
- One should learn how to save water…Go and shower with your neighbor’s daughter.
- Aaah…. Finally I got a password for my computer other than just…password……
- Some things man was never meant to know. For everything else… there is Google.
- Is joining the army. He hears it is a great way to meet people. Then kill them.
- Why must the phrase..It is none of my business..always be followed by…but…
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- Teenagers drink twice as much as they did 10 years ago. Mind you…. they were only aged between 3 and 9.. ten years ago.
- The winner of the rat race is still a rat.
- My favorite mythical creature..The Honest Politician
- Most of us can keep a secret. It’s the people we tell it to who can’t.
- Believes that if you tell your boss what you really think of him, the truth will set you free.
- She would rather check her Facebook than face her checkbook.
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