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  • I said no to drugs… but they simply would not listen.
  • Not all men are fools. There are still some bachelors.
  • Dear Lord… please give me some patience NOW…NOW…NOW….
  • I do give the waiters a good tip.. but they never seem to take or appreciate my advice.
  • One should learn how to save water…Go and shower with your neighbor’s daughter.
  • Aaah…. Finally I got a password for my computer other than just…password……
  • Some things man was never meant to know. For everything else… there is Google.
  • Is joining the army. He hears it is a great way to meet people. Then kill them.
  • Why must the phrase..It is none of my business..always be followed by…but…

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  • Teenagers drink twice as much as they did 10 years ago. Mind you…. they were only aged between 3 and 9.. ten years ago.
  • The winner of the rat race is still a rat.
  • My favorite mythical creature..The Honest Politician
  • Most of us can keep a secret. It’s the people we tell it to who can’t.
  • Believes that if you tell your boss what you really think of him, the truth will set you free.
  • She would rather check her Facebook than face her checkbook.
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