- Sometimes… not remembering may be the better.
- I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
- It wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of …liking…. my own comment…. Of course I like my own comments.
- Username or Password Incorrect….. You couldn’t just tell me which one…
- Without ME….. it’s just AWESO…….
- Hard work never kills you… it just keeps you away from Facebook…
- Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it.
- I must be wishing on someone else’s star because it seems someone else is always getting what I wished for…
- Warning….Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
- Noticed that things are so much funnier when you are not supposed to laugh and you know it is so wrong to.
- Twinkle twinkle little star…point me to the nearest bar.
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- When I say …I MISS SCHOOL.. it means my …FRIENDS AND THE FUN.. not the …..SCHOOL….
- Wants to kill the sexiest person alive… but suicide is a crime.
- Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back ever.
- If your relationship status is……it’s complicated…..then it is high time that you change it to …..single…
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