Clever

• Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems…but then again, neither does milk.
• Parents call it "talking back", we call it "answering your question"
• If someone is trying to impress you. one thing is sure that the person is already impressed by you.
• Whatever you do, always give 100% … Unless you are donating blood..

• If you want to be TOGETHER you have TO-GET-HER
• Whenever There Is a Hard Job To Be Done. Always Assign It To a Laziest Man As He’s Sure To Find An Easy Way Of Doing It.
• There is no chance unless you take one
• Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I?m not sure about the universe.

• A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a thousand men with guns.
• Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.
• Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.
• Clever men are good, but they are not the best.

• To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
• A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
• I took a personality test on nationalgeographic.com and it turns out I?m a box of earwigs.