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  • Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems…but then again, neither does milk.
  • Parents call it "talking back", we call it "answering your question"
  • If someone is trying to impress you. one thing is sure that the person is already impressed by you.
  • Whatever you do, always give 100% … Unless you are donating blood..
  • If you want to be TOGETHER you have TO-GET-HER
  • Whenever There Is a Hard Job To Be Done. Always Assign It To a Laziest Man As He’s Sure To Find An Easy Way Of Doing It.
  • There is no chance unless you take one
  • Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I?m not sure about the universe.
  • A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a thousand men with guns.
  • Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.
  • Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.
  • Clever men are good, but they are not the best.
  • To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
  • A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
  • I took a personality test on and it turns out I?m a box of earwigs.
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