- Feels like getting some work done…and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes.
- Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.
- Standing on the front lawn with his pants down waiting for the Google Earth Car to drive by and take a photo .
- I HAVE NO NUMBERS IN MY PHONE PLEASE LEAVE UR NUMBERS..
- I am juz having a fcked up life..
- Sometimes I just want to run up to a stranger on the street and say….YOU ARE IT… and then run away.
- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- If money does not grow on trees then why do banks have branches.
- If you can grow marijuana on Farm ville then sell it on Mafia Wars.
- If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle? Take two and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.
- If you give a person a fish you feed them for a day …. teach a person to use facebook and they won’t bother you for weeks.
- A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.
- Have anybody noticed that the…lol…. symbol looks like a drowning guy…I bet he is not laughing out loud.
- Facebook could read his mind so he didn’t have to fill this out every time he thinks.
- If your relationship status says,….It’s complicated… that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to….Single….
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