Clever

• Your actions and words have consequences, be sure you can live with them.
• smoking will never make you old.. because you’ll die young.
• If you have the strength to speak, you should have the courage to listen.
• People only pay attention to you when you start ignoring them !!

• Nobody is as ugly as their ID pictures and nobody is as cute as their Facebook profile pics.
• God must be very creative, I am the living proof !
• If you want to fly with eagles…than stop swimming with ducks.
• Speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

• 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 spot the miskate.
• Do I turn left, when nothing is right? Or do I turn right, when there?s nothing left?
• It wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of …liking…. my own comment…. Of course I like my own comments.
• Without ME….. it’s just AWESO…….

• Hard work never kills you… it just keeps you away from Facebook…
• I said no to drugs… but they simply would not listen.
• Not all men are fools. There are still some bachelors.