- People Wanna See You Doing Well But Not Better Than Them 🙂
- You can disturb me any time if you don’t have time to do something.
- Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
- I wish I could illegally download clothes.
- I need a phone with 500% battery life.
- I’m not online, it’s just an illusion. 😛
- I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj
- I can see you checking my whatsapp status. B)
- Too busy to update a status. 0_o
- I think you are suffering from lack of Vitamin ME 😛
- Busy But Available For Selected.
- Don’t you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?
- Mirrors don’t lie. Lucky for you, they don’t laugh either.
- Please install drivers to see status
- If you dream it, you can do it.
- Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
- Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
- Follow the rhythm of your heart and you’ll find out where your going
- idiot an you’re think will everyone this at staring done get you time the by , what guess hey… read it backwards genius!
- Before you leave, do you mind taking this KNIFE out of my back??? Thanks, you might need it again sometime soon
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