Boys

• Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
• I love my six packs so much I protect them by layer of fat 🙂
• ADVICE FOR GIRLS… Never become the toy of any boy… just be the angel of ur father…
• I may not be the best, but I?m definitely not like the rest.

• I may not be the best, but I?m definitely not like the rest.
• Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls just make you FEEL like you are in Heaven
• Girls spend the first 10 years of their lifes playing with barbies. The next 10 years of their lifes they try to look like one.
• Ladies,If a guy pauses their video game just to text you back TO SAY I LOVE YOU…..MARRY him

• when u look at me and i look away its not cuz i don’t like you its cuz i don’t want you to see the HUGE smile on my face <3
• The awkward moment when you`re reading someone`s shirt and it looks like you`re staring at their boobs..
• Having a boy that is a friend is better than being in a relationship with a guy that is jealous of your friend that’s a boy
• Don’t you hate it when there’s this one guy that your trying to forget but he keeps showing up every where you go???

• twinkle twinkle little boy how you fill my heart with joy.
• Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.
• What is genius? It is the power to be a boy again at will.