Witty

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  • As i grow older, i pay less attention to what people say?i just watch what they do.
  • A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.
  • When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I,ve never tried before.
  • Save the world? Kill yourself
  • Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought; Where the heck is my ceiling
  • He’s so ugly they ought to donate his face to the world wildlife fund.
  • The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
  • If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
  • What MOM stands for?, Its Made For Money(MoM)
  • I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
  • Halloween should just be changed to National Dress Like a Whore Day.
  • I can’t afford to go on vacation these days, so I just drink until I don’t know where the fuck I am or how I got there.
  • A relationship is like a car without gas, u can stay in it as long as u want but u won’t go anywhere!
  • Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
  • Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you?re wrong.

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