- Hard work never killed anybody, but it does keep you off Facebook.
- Very few things upset my wife. It makes me feel rather special to be one of them.
- If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one ?
- If a profile picture has two people in it, the profile belongs to the uglier one.
- Facebook ? Where people go from SINGLE to IN A RELATIONSHIP to MARRIED to IT?S COMPLICATED then SINGLE in one day.
- One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and too stubborn to ask for directions.
- Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?