Funny Status

Show Some Love For Us !

  • realizes that once you pass age 40, your ‘big break’ will probably be a bone
  • Is getting quite adventurous as I get older and I’m loving it !
  • Heart of an angel, mind of the devil! Which shall win tonight? Hmmmmm
  • If your absence worries them, then they must be your boss.
  • My favorite animal is by far a penguin. OMG A SQUIRREL! I LOVE SQUIRRELS!
  • Don’t burn your bridges. You will more than likely have to cross the bridge again!
  • Isn’t it sad, how the actions of a few, can ruin the lives of many.
  • You have to accept people for who they are, you also have to accept people for who they are NOT.
  • I’m not going to apologize for being me, I’m just sorry you can’t accept me for who I am.
  • In the middle of nothing you will find something…
  • I’m always an angel.. with the devil behind my eyes..
  • To understand life all you need to do is have a conversation with a two year old.
  • A woman stopped me in the street and asked me to show his how to get to the hospital. So I pushed his under a bus.
  • Let’s all bow our heads in a moment of silence to thank my mom for making a kid as wonderful as me.
  • I didn’t loose my mind the people inside my head stole it and they won’t give it back !!!

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