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Show Some Love For Us !

  • Love is a long sweat dream & marriage is an alarm clock..
  • The world could be amazing when you are slightly strange.
  • My secret talent is getting tired without doing anything. 😀
  • Khatarnaak Whatsapp Status Ever… Can\’t talk, wife around
  • The new way of forgetting your past is deleting your chats 😛
  • 204 countries, 805 Islands, 7 seas, 7+ Billion people and I’m still single..
  • Available…. Prabhu ichhaa tak……!!!!!
  • Life is too short to be serious all the time. So if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me I will laugh at you 😀
  • A really cool feature of the Nano they don’t tell you about is that even beggars ignore you at a traffic signal. Relaxing facility.
  • You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I’m scared!
  • All person b very careful when u step out today n tomorrow. . They r looking out for bakra’s, Can’t afford to lose any of u 😀
  • Men have feelings too. For example, we feel hungry.
  • 3 horrible things in life: 1) Slow Internet. 2) Slow Internet. 3) Slow Internet.
  • My teacher today gave 45 minute speech about not wasting time.
  • Women loves shoes bcz no matter how much & whatever they eat, the shoe always fits :p
  • Never laugh at your wife’s choices. ..you are one of them …

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