- like this if you like to like things.
- My heart is in the right place, I know, because I hid it there.
- I will not let people drive me crazy because I know it’s in walking distance.
- if you are over weight and have trouble going up stairs, put a biscuit on each step!!
- Who does everyone listen to and no one believe? The weatherman.
- A Bachelor is one who never chases a woman he couldn’t outrun.
- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
- Don’t call me crazy. I much prefer the term "mentally hilarious"
- If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.