- Little boys are like snowflakes, there are no two alike
- Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman.
- Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys
- Boys always like to see girls kiss. I don’t get it; girls don’t want to see boys kiss.
- Girls will get together just to get together. Guys need an activity as an excuse
- One of the best things in the world to be is a boy; it requires no experience, but needs some practice to be a good one
- Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable
- Single is not a status. It describes a person who is strong enough to live alone